WOMEN Q: Why are you wearing that shirt?
A: It's a really sunny day today and I wanted to wear something festive to go with the climate. I tore through my closet for half an hour for just the right shirt to help convey the mood. Unfortunately, I couldn't find one--I'll have to go shopping to fix that!--so I went with the next best thing: this cute yellow T-shirt with ducks on it!
Q: Why are you wearing those pants?
A: Well, I wanted a pair of yellow pants to go with the shirt, but I don't own any--I'll have to go shopping to fix that, too!--and since primary colors work well off of each other, I decided to go with these faded light blue jeans with the yellow suns that travel along the seam down the leg since they help to not only bring out the color in the T-shirt, but also help to convey the beautiful weather we're having today.
Q: Why are you wearing those shoes?
A: Well, the yellow slingbacks weren't my first choice, but my shoe closet doesn't have a single pair of yellow tennis shoes--I really need to go shopping!--and it took me another half an hour just to find these, and as they're the only ones I have that are yellow and best fit my attire, I had no choice but to wear them.
MEN Q: Why are you wearing that shirt?
A: It was on top.
Q: Why are you wearing those pants?
A: They were on top.
Q: Why are you wearing those shoes?
A: They're the only ones I have.
OK everyone! Now that you've got the gist of it, make your own lists!
