*Drugs everyone's drinks with an appropriate sleeping agent. Steals several of Sessy's underthings for RoboDoll. Leaves letter attached to the refrigerator. Leaves.*
*Camera pans to letter*
From: Robert Underwood: Lord of All §ev
To: §evilians
Dear §evilians,
I came by to tell everyone the good news: I have found a townhouse to move into and will be doing an inspection of it on Wednesday. If everything goes well, we'll be closing at the end of the month. I wanted to tell you all in person, but I'm afraid I found everyone asleep.
Sessy, you may notice that some of your bras and underwear are missing. That is because, upon my arrival, I saw an ugly, fat man wearing a Britney Spears T-shirt roaming around here, carrying those exact undergarments, probably to carry out some sick, sadistic plan. Probably one involving a ham sandwich. One can only speculate. I tried to stop him, but he sat on me.
I hope this letter finds you all well. I've contacted the §evpital and help should be on it's way. I would have stuck around, but I needed to get home before the ice cream melted.
Good day and good luck!
Robert Underwood: Lord of All §ev
