I was driving back from the store after buying a gallon of water (because I'm not going to bathe out of a cup I intend to drink out of unless I have to!). Pulling into the only available lane, I'm stuck behind a truck going 10 miles under the speed limit. You might not think this is strange as the majority of Virginia Beach drivers are elderly, but the woman was in her thirties with no visible distractions. And of course I can't go around because of the other cars. Just when I'm about to make my turn onto my street, I get a glimpse of her in her side view mirror: she had a cigarette in one hand and a cell phone in the other. What the hell was she using to drive?!?!?!?!?!?!?!