Please post your stupid people awards here.
Mine: Customer rings me in a complete tiz. "My computer is not working properly and I can't get my email!". I ask what happened. I listen carefully as the customer explains about some windows error message thing that they can't really remember what it said and that it had three choices so they just picked one at random and it all went away but since then nothing has been right. HEEEELLLLLLOOOOOOO????????? Why do I even bother saying to them if they have a question, please feel free to call me. If they get stuck, please feel free to call me. If something strange happens, please feel free to call me. Why do they always call after they've clicked whatever it was on whatever the message was and no they couldn't have possibly written it down because that would be logical. Mind you on Friday last week they rang me as they had just installed some program that was telling them there were 219 errors on their system and should they pay for this program so it could fix the errors. Sheesh! Luckily they had more than enough anti-spyware protection but as it turns out they were ignoring the warning messages about it. It still didn't infect the system but damn it, why do I get the stupid ones? Why? Oh well, it makes my business $99 an hour of which I get $35 so I can't really complain too much. §evqui§
