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Figure skating.
Woman: How do you do this jump where you pick into the ice and then jump?
Me: Well, you need toepicks for that. You have hockey skates, which have no toepick.
Woman: So I can't do this jump on hockey skates? Why?
(well frankly, my dear, because last time I saw a hockeyer try, he broke his jaw).
I'm undressing at the ice rink, wearing a skating dress.
Woman: oh look that girl's a professional figure skater
Me: Uh, not really. Just for a hobby. I'm not that good.
Woman: No but you are! You have a dress and everything.
Woman: Can you do a spin in the air?
Me: (do a 1-rotational jump)
Woman: Well I've seen people do lots of spins in the air! Do those!
Me: I can't do those.
Woman: But I've seen them done!
(yeah and I've seen women 200 pounds lighter than you miss, now if you'd please put this size 6 dress on? I've seen women wear those!)
"Of course I'm paranoid, everyone's trying to kill me."
- Weyoun, "Treachery, Faith and the Great River"
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AUTHOR OF THIS MESSAGE
Sessy
MESSAGE TIMESTAMP
16 november 2007, 03:08:29
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