Just for once (and I'm never going to type these words in this order again, people, so savour the moment) I agree with Robwood.
Srsly. Your life had had its fair share of bollocks already. Would whoever's handing out the bollocks to Selma all the time please send it to someone else for an effing change??
You've got serious guts, Selma - so I know you'll get through this. Keep off your foot - get Johan to fetch everything you need for you (c: