Sorry. I only read the first book. It made me want to projectile vomit. See the thread I posted in below.
If anyone would like a free copy of Twilight, post your address and I'll happily send it to you. I was planning on using it next time we ran out of toilet paper... (c:
(sorry Muffinator - I'll stop bashing Twilight now - promise)
Can you please write in a scene where a crazed Australian woman with insane hair and big glasses runs in and strangles Bella to death, then drags Stephanie Meyer on screen and runs over her repeatedly in a silver Volvo, plz?
kthxbai (c: