I humbly accept.
My executive orders are, in order of importance, the following:
1. Get all the troops back home now! 2. Order the Secret Service to exterminate GWB with extreme prejudice!
3. Eliminate the national debt by eliminating the debtors.
4. Fix the stock market by refusing to, and force every one else to refuse to, believe in its existence.
5. Get rid of, "For English, press 1" on automatic phone directories.