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Got this off an email from Raisa, where it's doing to rounds of her office...
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple
creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding
plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can
be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to
a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell
you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to
another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You
don't have to stop and think of whic h way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same
work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $500 0. Tux
rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to
them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all
the time. !
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about
tanks.. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all
your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be
your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more
than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are
unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays
its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes
-- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your
legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom
of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
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(VISITOR) AUTHOR'S NAME
Little green man
MESSAGE TIMESTAMP
19 december 2007, 14:42:44
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