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Let's try to get some activity here, people! I'll start on how I would fix the English language (American English--damn multi-cultural board! Making me have to specify...*grumble, grumble, grumble*):
1. All double letters go away! "Berry" doesn't need two Rs!
2. Silent letters would disappear, too. Silent letters mainly exist to make vowels sound upper-cased. To cake up for the deficiency, all appropriate vowels will be upper-cased. IE, "cake" becomes "cAk." In the rare occasion where silent letters have no purpose, no leniency will be given. "Damn" becomes "dam."
3. I'd make "C" a rare letter, like "Q" and "X." Since "C" has no actual sound itself, I'd replace it with "K" and "S." The only exception to this rule is when it's in conjunction with another letter, like "H." (Makes words like "church" much easier to spell, as you can't use the "K" or the "S" for pronunciation.) IE, "cAk" would become, "kAk."
4. I would replace ex- words with X-, turning words like "extension" into "Xtension."
5. All -tion and -sion words would be changed to -shun, turning "Xtension" into "Xtenshun."
The result:
Dam bery kAk Xtenshun!
OK, thE sentense mAks no sense, but U gotta admit it mAd U chukl just a litl bit!
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AUTHOR OF THIS MESSAGE
Robwood
MESSAGE TIMESTAMP
12 march 2007, 13:56:04
AUTHOR'S IP LOGGED
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