I think I'll stay away from those christmas tree thingies. Death seems to lurk behind every decoration.
Oh and that LJ "duck tape" icon thingie is giving me the creeps, too, so I'll be sure to keep a safe distance from sticky objects as well.
But other than that, merry christmas to those celebrating. And happy eh, whatever festivities you might have for those who don't celebrate christmas but eh....something other than that in the (near) future. There are FOUR brain cells!