'Hey Robwood...' posted by littlestar - 06/01/2009, 17:01:59
CURRENT MESSAGE
"In
the
first
corner
of
the
ring...
...standing at 5 feet 9 inches and weighing in at 181 pounds, is our reigning champion: Robwood! In the second corner, standing in at 3 inches tall and weighing in at 50 grams, is the first challenger, Little green man! In the third corner, standing in at 5 feet 6 inches and weighing in at 115 pounds, is the second challenger, Selma! And finally, in the FOURth corner, standing in at 5 feet 5 inches and weighing in at 110 pounds, is the third and final challenger: no name given!"
*Stage hand whispers something in the announcer's ear.*
"Don't be ridiculous, son! If there was a name there, I'd be able to see it. Now challengers, you know the rules: 6 rounds, 10 minutes per round. Your goal is to kick Robwood in the balls until he falls down and is unable to get back up after a 10 count from the referee. Just remember who you're up against!"
