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§evilian Board (World Wide)--There's more than just insanity in the air above §evspace in recent days--wedding bells can also be found ringing like hypnotic alarm clocks. The Chia Rhino was first to the draw, followed soon thereafter by Muffy. Species 125 quickly followed suit and The Lone Ensign and starbys have now added themselves to the latest statistics.
In an effort to track down the curent pandemic of newlywed dreams, scientists from around the world have made their way to the United States to determine the cause. Some speculate that the water supply has been tainted with what's being dubbed "Love Molecules" while others turn their sights skyward, theorizing that pollutants are to blame.
The research project is currently funded for two years and will be based in Marysville, Kansas which is arguably the center of America. To protect themselves, the research scientists will be wearing biohazard suits nearly round the clock and will have little contact with the outside world.
"This is exciting," said Dr. Mark McGruffin, one of the scientists assigned to the project. "Not only will we be able to understand more of the American culture, but, success providing, we will also be expanding our search to the internet. The fact that everyone affected belongs to the same message board is no coincidence. If our developments are highly successful, we'll soon be taking a more technological angle to solve this mystery."
While the world waits on pin needles for the feverent scientists discoveries, they can only pass the time by asking themselves one question: Who's next?
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AUTHOR OF THIS MESSAGE
Robwood
MESSAGE TIMESTAMP
31 may 2006, 16:05:08
AUTHOR'S IP LOGGED
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