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Chuck Norris' fist has it's own ecosystem.Chuck's hair stays so pecfret, scientists used it to lure the Lock Ness Monster, Bigfoot, and Donald Trump into captivity.Chuck Norris rinses his mouth with napalm and then he comments, this shit is weak!!!!!!When Chuck was born, he used his umbilical cord as piano wire to choke his way out of the delivery room. When they finally caught him moments later, he had impregnated every expecting mother in the maturnity ward. All of the baby Chucks that grew within minutes won the Tour de France, the America's Cup, and a Grammy Award later that day.
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(VISITOR) AUTHOR'S NAME
Sajithsusantha
MESSAGE TIMESTAMP
20 december 2014, 11:24:24
AUTHOR'S IP LOGGED
84.192.189.54
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