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Okay first of all, according to the test:
Your Stripper Song Is
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Closer by Nine Inch Nails
"You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I?ve got no
Soul to tell"
When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy.
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Well really for somebody who's into metal and gothic and just plain bad music, I'm not unhappy with the results. Personally, I've an aversion to NIN for some vague reason, I dunno, I just don't like their sound too much, but they're definately guessing in the right direction.
Now as for the promised story, I did strip once, to Marilyn Manson's Cake & Sodomy.
"Bible beld round anglo waist, puttin' sinners in their place, yeah right great if you're so good, explain the sh1t stains on yer face!.. White trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy, White trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy!".
That was still in the times that I weighted a third more than I do now and I wasn't as flexible then, because nowadays I do yoga and figure skating and dancing and stuff and then I didn't do anything, not even any sports.
Anyway point is, I miscalculated, and had a huuuuge blue spot that was more like black and green for quite a bit, over both my knees.
Nowadays I've got more stuff to play with, we have a pole in the centre of our living room supporting the ceiling, but it's great for dancing around and hanging on too and stuff.
Here ends my monthly contribution to Robwood's wood.
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(VISITOR) AUTHOR'S NAME
Sessy
MESSAGE TIMESTAMP
03 april 2006, 17:51:02
AUTHOR'S IP LOGGED
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