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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE dedices what time it is.Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; Thats why there are no signs of life.Chuck Norris counted to Infinity .Twice.Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.Chuck Norris can win a game of connect 4 in only 3 moves.Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake. After 3 days of pain the rattle snake died.Chuck Norris was in all 6 Star Wars movies ..As the Force.Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, he is now known as Superman.Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.Chuck Norris can describe the taste of water.Chuck Norris can run you over with a parked car.Chuck Norris is so persuasive that he convinced a mirror he wasnt there.Chuck Norris doesn't make friends or emenies. Chuck Norris only makes Victims.If you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$ Chuck Norris has more than you.Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.There is no Ctrl button on Chuck Norris' computer Chuck Norris is always in control.Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRHK. (Chuck Norris Round House Kick)It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch a 60 minute show.The reason new-born babies cry is because they realize they just entered the world of Chuck Norris.
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(VISITOR) AUTHOR'S NAME
Denisse
MESSAGE TIMESTAMP
17 december 2014, 05:57:00
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