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Gul
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Okay so I'm slightly biased here..but anyways. Jake, Sisko and O'brien are in an old ore-processing room on the spacestation deep space nine. Jake tries to remove some files, things go bad. O'brien tries to move the file out of the system and BOOM!
Attention Bajoran workers! Gul Dukat's face is on the monitors all over the station and the computer thinks the Bajorans are revolting. First there's gas in the ore-processing center which they manage to escape, then the entire station locks up, computer access is denied, etc..etc.. things get worse by the minute, until finally the station's selfdestruct is set. Gul Dukat receives a subspace message that there are workers revolting on Terok Nor. So anyways, he flies over there and beams over, and everybody is hiding from the automated phaser defenses that were activated by the computer to counter the 'Bajoran rebels', except ofcourse for Gul Dukat since he programmed the entire thing in the first place.
So, after making threats and such, he decides to beam back to his ship for a cozy little nap until the federation and Bajorans cower at his feet and beg for mercy.
He signals his ship to beam back, nothing happens. He tries again, then suddenly the face of Inabrin Tain, head of the obsidian order, fills the main viewer; "I always suspected you would run away in fear at the first sign of trouble!" and other such stuff to that effect. So everything just falls apart around him and he has to help his 'enemies' ;)
I thought that was very funny.
Especially since Garak then tells Dukat that it is no wonder that Dukat has no luck with women, since even a computer program will not stay loyal to him.
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(VISITOR) AUTHOR'S NAME
NovaFlash
MESSAGE TIMESTAMP
05 january 2006, 14:17:22
AUTHOR'S IP LOGGED
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