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Which Horrible Affliction are you?
A Rum and Monkey disease.
Congratulations, you're syphilis!
Transmitted by direct contact with one of your infections (usually through unprotected sex), you're one nasty STD! In your initial stages, you cause sores, usually on the genitals or in the rectum, but that's only the delicious beginning. Later on, you'll cause a rash, and then slip away ... but you won't be gone. No no, my friend. You're far too cunning.
You'll still pass yourself on to anyone the poor soul you've infected has sex with (anal, vaginal or oral), and you'll start to erode their muscles and nerves! In fact, you'll eventually lead, if left untreated, to malcoordination, blindness, paralysis, dementia and then death!
And that's not all - if you infect a pregnant women, you'll also be passed to their child! A single shot of penicillin will kill you, but shhhhh .. I won't tell anyone if you won't.
Jeremy
The blog...
"You are not your bank account!"
- Tyler, from Fight Club
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AUTHOR OF THIS MESSAGE
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MESSAGE TIMESTAMP
31 december 2005, 21:05:04
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