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Hello Again Katie!I
Hello Again Katie!I see I have started a liltte trend here, with the female perfume bloggers referring to their DH's as Mr Scentzilla, Mr Aromascope, Mr Colombina etc.I like Mr Scentzilla's rules of thumb.May I add to them ...1) Avoid the "clearance" basket2) Do not buy the FIRST one the sales lady recommendsNext time you're at Sears, could you pick me up a Black & Decker "Firestorm 12 Amp EVS 1/2" Plunge Router"?There might be a bottle of Djedi in it for you ... since that seems to be what I'm worth (according to Colombina) on the open market.Just Kidding!Don't get me wrong. Mr Scentzilla is right that male logic can ALSO be illogical. But it goes back to the cavemen days when men were the hunters and women were the gatherers.To hunt, a man must focus on his prey only and block out all other distractions around him. Whilst the woman gatherer must see ALL that is around her as potential foodstuffs for the family.This is why when a man goes to the department store, to buy a shirt for example, he heads STRAIGHT for the men's shirt section ... whilst a woman going into the same department store to get a blouse, will start in the furthest department away from women's blouses and slowly, methodically, work her way through the shoes, handbags, underwear, bedding and linens, soft furnishings, dinnerware, etc etc until reaching the blouses ... having already gathered enough to fill her basket.All the best,Mr C





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