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Just to liven things up here I'm going to discuss my viewpoint on this whole North Korean thing, especially since people keep asking me if I'm worried about the whole matter, seeing as I'm stationed in South Korea, just 10 tiny little miles away from the border. The truth is, I'm not.
We, as human beings, are warriors to begin with. We've only been around for 100,000 - 200,000 years and we've had enough wars to fill a universal lifetime. If we're not fighting over territory or goods then we're fighting over religion or the remote control. If we're not fighting other people then we're fighting ourselves. So we like war; it makes our cocks really big.
And here in the 21st century we've taken war to a whole new level. After several millennia we've finally gotten tired of warring with other humans so now we've kicked things up a notch by attacking other planets. And this interplanetary war started, oddly enough, with the French. Back in 2006 the International Astronomical Union, headquartered in France, declared that Pluto was no longer a planet. Well they couldn't attack Jupiter immediately--that would have just been plain stupid; you've gotta test the waters first. Very few people have the balls to walk up to the toughest guy in the room and kick his ass, and certainly none of those people are French.
So they had to start out small. But at the same time, they couldn't appear to be weak to the rest of the planets--it's bad enough they appear weak on their own. So to get their foot in the door they started off by attacking a middle weight: Pluto, god of the underworld. I'm sure most reasonable people would perceive Pluto to be a medium threat. Call him what you will--Pluto, Ares, Lucifer--but by taking him down, we have established that we could be a serious threat to the rest of the gods. And for someone who's in charge of the damned, he sure went down with relative ease! And thus our first battle with the gods ended in victory.
Now that we've established ourselves as a threat, it won't be long before we go after Jupiter, king of the gods. Oh, once the IAU decides that gaseous planets are no longer planets as well, we'll have not only taken care of Jupiter, but we'll have also taken care of three other gods in the process: Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune. Imagine that! We'll have killed four gods in one blow! One being the king on top of that! Oh, we'll certainly feel like men then, won't we?
And North Korea has the conceit to believe that they're a threat to rest of the world? We have Frenchmen raping gods for crying out loud! North Korea doesn't stand a chance!
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AUTHOR OF THIS MESSAGE
Robwood
MESSAGE TIMESTAMP
05 july 2009, 18:49:43
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