...save yourself the stress of worrying about it - send it to me and I'll spend it for you!
Or you could donate it to charity. I hear the "Buy littlestar a Beetle Foundation" is a worthy cause... (as is the "Send Michelle and Angus on a Lovely Holiday Appeal").
Sigh. My cheque-thingy hasn't arrived yet. Daaaamn you, Kevin - where's my Ruddy money?