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My day usually goes something like this list:
1. Investigate a means of increasing the annual compensation paid to those who hold the position of Director within the company and then increase said compesation.
2. Distribute the above compensation throughout various local an international business in exchange for items of a rarefied nature.
3. Examine the Global Financial Crisis, henceforth known as Timmy (thanks to Frank Woodly), and decide in what way Timmy will now affect non board members of the company, then decrease the remuneration those non board members receive by a factor of %1.
4. Repeat step three until I am satisfied that Timmy has financially affected the fundamental core structure of the business and therefore the non board members are not sustainable in the present Timmy environment.
5. Dismiss said non board members on trumped up, but completely legally airtight, grounds of failing to perform their duties so the company doesn't have to payout any monies to those of a non board member status, then hire a foreign workforce for a fraction of the price.
6. Shift the fiscal savings from hiring a foreign workforce into the Directorial Abundance Expenditure Fund. Pickup littlestar from work in a excessively large stretched Hummer for a luxurious ride to the airport were we depart on our currently waiting Gulfstream IV jet to the private island in the Bahamas next to Johan's for a day of toenail manicures and snorkeling for attempting the world record for the largest Twinky replica of the Eiffel Tower.
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14 march 2009, 23:44:08
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