1. But Daddy, all the other girls will be wearing red! I can't wear PURPLE!!!!2. What do you mean it's not Gucci?!3. I can't bvieele you used this as an oil rag! It's ruined now, RUINED!!!4. So I bought her this dress and wait a minute, is that candy I smell?5. *sniff sniff* I don't get it! What does Tom Welling have that I don't?!