Oh plaese plaese plaese won't you take your act on the road in a traveling tour of the Northeast? We need you down here! We took one class that sucked so bad our dog is still stuck on "sit." We're not bad people, I swear! We just are crappy trainers. Also, English bulldogs are awesome but they aren't the Einsteins of the canines if you know what I mean. Is that just an excuse?